bllonde:

sorry i can’t go to your party next month i have a headache

michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

guy:

rare photo of a cock on a pussy on a bitch on an ass

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

lauraslaugh:

I love my wall

sh1re:

happy easter

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