cockmeats:

be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.

intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

beetleshell:

captainqueeg:

I love the sort of sense it makes as a metaphor, and then no, no sense at all.

I really like this. This is actually really cool.

gothtot:

When I was like 8 my mom took sims away bc I made girls kiss lmao nice try mom I’m still gay

chasingtrophywhitetails:

I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.

me peeing

  • me: shit son
  • me: sHIT
  • me: that water is barely yellow
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: i am hydrated as HELL

spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

angelclark:

33 Pictures Taken At The Right Moment 

We are huge fans of perfectly timed photos that capture perfect (and usually funny or unexpected) moments that come and go with a blink of the eye. The internet is abound with images shared by people who have captured images at just the right moment or from just the right perspective, so we wanted to share some more of them with you.

narry-bye:

Accurate

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